Any fan of Duck Dynasty knows that Uncle Si doesn’t like to watch what he says – and that’s why he brings more laughs to the show than any other member of the bushy-bearded Duck Commander staff. So in preparation for the reality hit’s season finale (Wednesday at 9 p.m. on A&E), we’ve put together a supercut of all of Si’s best phrases, from “I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea,” to “That’s why I always go to the women’s bathroom – they’ve got better toilet paper.” Give it a watch – it’ll make you happy, happy, happy:
Posted October 23 2013 — 9:00 AM EDT
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