Miley, is that you in that elegant backless gown?
The princess of provocation looked rather subdued at last night’s FGI Night of Stars Gala, or at least her version of subdued. While it’s a nice change to see the singer fully clothed and with nary a dangling tongue in sight, is it strange that we haven’t been deluged with another Miley controversy for a whole … two weeks?
Yes, we’re aware that Cyrus is alive and kicking. She’s been busy promoting Bangerz and her single “Wrecking Ball” returned to number two on the Billboard Hot 100 this week. She even delivered a solid Saturday Night Live hosting/singing performance following her much-documented feud with Sinead O’Connor. And spoofs of her “Wrecking Ball” video (see Betty White’s latest take) are still going viral.
But Cyrus, who revealed she was the “strategic hot mess” mastermind behind her infamous VMA performance, has been relatively quiet. A little too quiet. So quiet, you could hear a foam finger drop. Do you appreciate this break from the nearly Miley Mania of the last three months?
It won’t last for long. She’s scheduled to perform at the MTV’s Europe Music Awards on Nov. 10 and then again at the American Music Awards on Nov. 24. So it’s only a matter of roughly another two weeks before Cyrus unleashes her next retina-searing, family-scarring, feed-dominating third act. Even if she can’t quite articulate her plans just yet, I’m sure it’s at the tip of her tongue.