EW Staff
November 22, 2013 AT 05:00 AM EST

“She’s like home. She’s like comfort. She’s like safety.” —Liam Hemsworth, on Jennifer Lawrence, in MTV’s Catching Fire: Fan Tribute special

“It was like hell — going to work every day in hell with Satan.” —Mariah Carey, on the work environment at American Idol, during an interview on New York’s Hot 97 radio station

“I’m sorry for losing my s—…. Don’t ask me any more questions tonight.” —Mark Wahlberg, after his nearly five-minute-long rant about actors who say that playing a soldier in a movie is as tough as being in the military, at the premiere of Lone Survivor

“Did you not Wikipedia me before you called me up?” —Taylor Swift on an ex-boyfriend’s negative reaction to her music

“What you talkin’ about, Willis…Tower?” —Jon Stewart, on the ruling that the new One World Trade Center in New York has unseated Chicago’s Willis Tower as the nation’s tallest building, on The Daily Show

“Winter is coming, and the next-gen gaming devices are hitting the shelves.” —Cartman, on the imminent release of Xbox One and PlayStation 4, on South Park‘s Game of Thrones spoof

“Ann, you poetic and noble land mermaid.” —Ousted city councilwoman Leslie (Amy Poehler), after a pep talk from Ann (Rashida Jones), on Parks and Recreation

“Did she happen to see that I made People’s Sexiest Man Alive list, right behind Joel McHale?” —Nolan (Gabriel Mann), upon learning that Margaux (Karine Vanasse) is digging up dirt on him, on Revenge

“She may say that she’s not all that attracted to me, but she calls every night, three in the morning, drunk.” —George Clooney, joking about friend Sandra Bullock, to Entertainment Tonight

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