Game of Thrones is back, guys! All week long, EW’s James Hibberd has been providing round-the-clock coverage of the return of HBO’s somewhat popular fantasy mega-saga, which means you should just about be ready for the season 4 premiere. The players have changed a little bit in the wake of last season’s bloodbath, but the continent of Westeros remains a disputed territory.
In King’s Landing, the Lannisters reign supreme, with demon-child King Joffrey sitting the throne. (He’s a Baratheon by name, but a Lannister through and through.) But challengers remain. Greyjoys to the west, Stannis to the east, various attacking hordes to the north, sundry leftover Starks hiding in the shadows. Far away, Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons are building up their power. Meanwhile, the men of the Night’s Watch do their best to maintain their borders. And let’s not forget about the mysterious wild cards like Littlefinger, hiding in plain sight, who seem to be playing their own game.
So let’s imagine for a second that you were a citizen of Westeros right now. Which group would you support? The Lannister monarchy? The Greyjoy boat-ocracy? The Targaryen socialist revolution? The Wildling anarchists? The social scientists and psychological profilers here at EW have come up with a quiz that will point you in the right direction. Take it, and discover your destiny. (Note: Just like in Westeros, minor decisions in this quiz have major ramifications, and branching pathways could take you in a different direction each time.)