It’s time for the biggest award show of the year!
Not really, of course. The MTV Movie Awards isn’t so much a legitimate award show as it is a way for stars to plug their big summer movies by trying to make a “viral” moment happen without any backlash. But, any award show that wants to give Channing Tatum a Trailblazer award can’t be all bad. Fingers crossed the inevitable look-back montage includes a little She’s The Man.
Tonight, make like the stars and imbibe a little during the ceremony. It can only make the unique combination of Conan O’Brien, Ice Cube, and Rihanna funnier.
Take one sip if:
-Zac Efron’s shirtless promise comes true
-There’s a Hunger Games reference
-Jennifer Lawrence’s face appears – via in person or in a movie clip
-There’s a joke about Oscar-free Leonardo DiCaprio
-The screams for Loki/Tom Hiddleston are deafening
-There’s a Game of Thrones reference!
Take two sips if:
-The camera cuts to a bored A-lister
-Conan makes any kind of reference to That Thing That Happened to Him in 2010/the fact that he may be way too good to host this thing
-The camera cuts to anyone not amused at a joke
-There’s any kind of YA dystopian joke
-Channing Tatum makes a self-deprecating joke
-A winner takes this thing way too seriously in an acceptance speech
-The camera cuts to a famous teen you don’t know. Congrats, you’re old!
Take three sips if:
-You see an outrageous outfit
-There’s a surprise appearance
-Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are so charming you feel like your own life is a total failure
Finish your drink:
-When you feel like it. It’s the MTV Movie Awards; you do what you have to do. (Obviously, PopWatch encourages you to celebrate responsibly.)
The MTV Movie Awards air tonight at 9:00 p.m. ET. Kick things off properly by watching the MTV Movie Awards’ all-time greatest moment, below: