Lorey Sebastian
EW Staff
May 21, 2014 AT 03:30 PM EDT

Broke, stupid, and funny-looking? Don’t worry, kid, you just need a hair caterpillar on your face.

That’s what Stephen Foster’s classic Civil War-era goof “If You’ve Only Got a Moustache” says, anyway, and now Seth MacFarlane, the writer/director/star of A Million Ways to Die in the West, in theaters May 30, has updated the song with cowriters Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild.

Listen below:

The soundtrack for the film, costarring Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried and Neil Patrick Harris, is out May 27, and features the title song sung by Alan Jackson.

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