When Stars Attack...With Songs | EW.com


When Stars Attack...With Songs

Last week, Lily Allen's new single, "Sheezus," made headlines for calling out Gaga, Rihanna, Katy, Beyoncé, and Lorde — and reminded us how much the music world can be like a giant high school bathroom wall. Read on for some of the best sonic beatdowns in the business (minus rap, only because we'd need about eight more pages).

Lily Allen
”Sheezus” 2014
“We’re all watching Gaga, LOL like haha/Dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr…. Give me that crown, bitch”
Other Targets: Rihanna, Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Lorde
Burn Factor: [3]

Mariah Carey
”Obsessed” 2009
“Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex/Seein’ right through you like you’re bathin’ in Windex/ Boy, why you so obsessed with me?”
Alleged Target: Eminem
Burn Factor: [4]

Taylor Swift
”Dear John” 2010
“And I lived in your chess game/But you changed the rules every day/Wonderin’ which version of you I might get on the phone”
Alleged Target: John Mayer
Burn Factor: [4]

Gwen Stefani
”Hollaback Girl” 2005
“I heard that you were talking s—/And you didn’t think that I would hear it…. So I’m ready to attack/Gonna lead the pack”
Alleged Target: Courtney Love
Burn Factor: [3½]

Justin Timberlake
”Cry Me a River” 2002
“You don’t have to say what you did/I already know, I found out from him/Now there’s just no chance for you and me/There’ll never be”
Alleged Target: Britney Spears
Burn Factor: [4½]