Sound Bites: June 20, 2014 |


Sound Bites: June 20, 2014

Memorable lines from ''Orphan Black,'' ''Veep,'' and more

”Holy Tilda Swinton! Where in the hell did he come from?” —Felix (Jordan Gavaris), after finding out about a transgender clone, on Orphan Black

”I’m gonna be your Olivia Pope. I’ll create another scandal to distract people from you while wearing killer outfits.” —Shane (Michael J. Willett) to Liam (Gregg Sulkin), after Liam gets blamed for breaking up Karma and Amy, on Faking It

”I wanna hear what you see, and I wanna see what you feel.” —Selina (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), giving her stump speech, on Veep

”I fell in love with him the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” —Hazel (Shailene Woodley), about Gus (Ansel Elgort), in The Fault in Our Stars

”I’m usually long dead by now.” —Maj. William Cage (Tom Cruise), during a day off from repeatedly dying in a war with time-looping aliens, in Edge of Tomorrow

”Unfortunately you’ve taken a TV dinner and turned it into a TV disaster. My apologies…to the meatloaf.” —Gordon Ramsay, to Whitney, on MasterChef

”When they announced I was hosting tonight, Neil immediately texted me and said, ‘Wow, that’s fantastic.’ That’s what WTF means, right, Neil?” —Hugh Jackman, joking about former Tony Awards host Neil Patrick Harris during the telecast

”It’s kind of like how Angelina used to be the chick who made out with her brother, and now she has, like, 100 kids and speaks out for breast cancer.” —Joss (Jes Macallan), talking to Karen (Yunjin Kim) about her new role as ”den mother,” on Mistresses

”My friendship used to come with perks. Now I’m just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free panty hose and eyeliner…I’m not quite the draw I used to be.” —Red (Kate Mulgrew) on Orange Is the New Black