EW Staff
June 20, 2014 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”Food trucks are au courant. That means ‘hipster’ in French.” —Val (Desi Lydic), explaining the menu for her high school reunion, on Awkward

Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin joined Twitter this week. And get this, he already has 80,000 followers — and that’s just the cast of Game of Thrones.” —Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show

”It wasn’t just a peck on the cheek. They were going at it like a soldier returning home to his wife…in a porno.” —Owen (Lex Medlin), after seeing Jane (Brooke Elliott) and Ian (Jeffrey Pierce) kiss, on Drop Dead Diva

”Oh, and Mr. Peanut called, and he said he’d be happy to lend you his top hat.” —Donna (Sarah Rafferty), making fun of Mike’s (Patrick J. Adams) vest, on Suits

”God, this is the loneliest place I’ve ever been, and I lived alone in a tree for eight months.” —Brook Soso (Kimiko Glenn) on Orange Is the New Black

”What if Dad just fornicated his way across the country and we have 18 siblings we’ve never met?!” —Evan (Paulo Costanzo) to brother Hank (Mark Feuerstein), after learning they have a sister, on Royal Pains

”I thought we had Cate Blanchett with the budget.” —Jenko (Channing Tatum), mangling the term ”carte blanche,” in 22 Jump Street

”This is why I never married. Well, this and one other reason.” —Gobber (Craig Ferguson), alluding to being gay, in How to Train Your Dragon 2

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