EW Staff
June 27, 2014 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”I’m enjoying swiping… Prob because I really love tinder.” —Kesha, tweeting about being a panelist on Rising Star

”There ain’t never no beautiful women driving trucks. It’s always some big hairy dude.” —CeeLo Green on The Good Life

”It has a certain ghetto je ne sais quoi.” —Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis), after James (Nathan Parsons) compliments his home, on True Blood

”I could be drinking a juice box and still kick your ass.” —Harvey (Gabriel Macht), to Mike (Patrick J. Adams), on Suits

”You want a contract? Here — a Jersey contract.” —Frankie Valli (John Lloyd Young), offering to shake hands to cement a deal with groupmate Bob Gaudio (Erich Bergen), in Jersey Boys

”My God, you’ve wanted that ever since you watched your first episode of Murder, She Wrote.” —Emma (Jessica St. Clair), enthusing about Mark’s (Keegan-Michael Key) potential new job as police sergeant, on Playing House

”This is the climax of my career.” —Allison Janney, who received two Critics’ Choice Television Awards for her roles on Masters of Sex and Mom

”Who is screwing with me?… Why am I hearing a violin in my backyard? Who’s the fiddler on my frickin’ roof?!” —Aria (Lucy Hale), after hearing mysterious music outside her window, on Pretty Little Liars

”Let me do all the talking…’cuz I’m the season 1 holder of Oz!” —Cedric (Kevin Hart) to his friends, after they land in jail, in Think Like a Man Too

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