Darren Franich
July 09, 2014 AT 06:54 PM EDT

Hugh Jackman looks crazy.

The actor is currently playing Blackbeard in next year’s Peter Pan prequel Pan. Yup—everything in that last sentence proves that we’re living in the hilarious dystopia our greatest science-fiction writers warned us about. But don’t despair, because Jackman isn’t just playing Blackbeard: He’s also rocking a very distinctive Blackbeard look–bald head, elaborate beard–and he’s rocking it in public, mostly in the stands at Wimbledon. Here’s everything Hugh Jackman looks like now:

Walter White, Heisenberg Form.


Max Von Sydow as Ming the Merciless in Flash Gordon.

Christopher Lloyd as the Nefarious Klingon in Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock.

Wooly Willy at his most unkempt.

Grint: Andreas Rentz/Getty Images; Radcliffe: Jon Furniss/WireImage.com; Watson: Jon Furniss/Wireimage.com

Brian Wilson from the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The Pringles Guy with Brian Wilson’s mohawk on his chin.

An upside-down version of the insane biker with assless chaps from The Road Warrior.

Michael Becker/Fox

The Observer from Fringe if the Observer from Fringe grew any of the beards from Deadwood.


Bloth from The Pirates of Dark Water.

…and also Patrick Stewart if Patrick Stewart were every hipster you know.

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