Like a beautiful rainbow left behind by a torrential storm, the awesome might of the Sharknado has bestowed upon us a precious gift. That gift is Shark, the new fragrance from Tara Reid.
Described as “a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear,” Shark is full of scents like lavender, violet, and cool blue rose, all meant to convey a “light and fun feel.” This is highly suspect. Sharks are not light and fun. They are the opposite of light and fun. They are large and terrifying.
However, if one wanted to become a shark, then smelling light and fun would be advantageous. It is much easier to become the apex predator of your environment if everyone around you finds your aroma pleasant and not very shark-like.
To summarize: Shark by Tara Reid is a thing that exists. (At least, we think so; Reid hasn’t yet responded to EW’s request for comment.) It is probably a poor representation of the shark-smelling experience—but still worth considering for all current and aspiring sharks.