Tonight’s episode of Wahlburgers finds esteemed youngest child Mark Wahlberg in Hong Kong promoting his new movie. And he’s not alone: As you can see from the photo above, he’s joined by best pals Henry “Nacho” Laun and Johnny “Drama” Alves. Or should I say: Real-Life Turtle and Real-Life Johnny Drama. The guy on the far right is Henry Penzi, who let’s pretend is Real-Life Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
While they’re in Hong Kong, Wahlberg sends Johnny Drama to audition for a local commercial, while Nacho scouts out a new restaurant location. So, confirmation: Mark Wahlberg’s life is Entourage, and also Entourage: The Movie will almost certainly be a culinary thriller about the boys’ attempt to turn Vince’s restaurant “The Chasecake Factory” into a global franchise. UPDATE: Upon further review, our Entourage experts have notified us that “Nacho” is not, in fact, the inspiration for Turtle. Maybe he’s the inspiration for Dom?
The episode’s title is “The Great Wahlberg of China,” which in a better world is what we’d call the Great Wall of China. Wahlburgers is produced by 44 Blue Productions, and airs tonight at 10 PM on A&E.