Sound Bites: Sept. 5, 2014 |


Sound Bites: Sept. 5, 2014

Memorable lines from the VMAs, ''The Knick,'' and more

”Good job, Mommy!” —Blue Ivy, congratulating Beyoncé on her Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, at the VMAs

.@katyperry Just when I thought the denim dress had retired….you bring it back! You looked amazing tonight bb;)” —Britney Spears, tweeting her compliments to Katy Perry for her fashion homage during the VMAs

”That really was like trying to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.” —Dr. Thackery (Clive Owen), grafting a new nose for a patient, on The Knick

”What’s said in the powder room stays in the powder room.” —Aria (Lucy Hale) on Pretty Little Liars

”I figured something out along the way. We’ve gotta live every day like it’s our last, man. And if we do that, it puts everything in prescription for us.” —Jason (Ryan Kwanten), trying to give Hoyt (Jim Parrack) a pep talk, on True Blood

”Frankie! That’s a nice tan…but I’m surprised you get any sun at all…considering how much time you spend in your sister’s shadow!” —Zingbot, roasting Ariana Grande’s half brother, on Big Brother

”My youth. Every time I cough, I pee a little.” —Lina (Judy Greer), enumerating the costs of the baby supplies she’s donating, on Married

”It’s covered in lines, but I didn’t do the frowning. Who frowned me this face?” —The Doctor (Peter Capaldi), after regenerating into his new (older) form, on Doctor Who

”This year we’re doing the Emmys on a Monday night in August — which, if I understand television, means the Emmys are about to get canceled.” —Seth Meyers, opening the Emmy ceremony