Sound Bites: Oct. 3, 2014 | EW.com

News

Sound Bites: Oct. 3, 2014

Memorable lines from ''This Is Where I Leave You'', ''The Mindy Project'', and more

”I love that out of everyone at this table, [Daniel Boulud’s] the one that brought up farts.” —Andy Samberg on Top Chef Duels

”Yeah, that’s a f—ing princess cut!” —Wendy (Tina Fey), punching Wade (Dax Shepard) in the face, in This Is Where I Leave You

”Why do you have so many secrets, Danny? You’re an ob-gyn, you’re not Batman!” —Mindy (Mindy Kaling) on The Mindy Project

”I can’t ask her. It’s sexual harassment…. Come on, Nora. You can bring up panties in a much more efficient and less offensive way than I can.” —Eli (Alan Cumming), trying to persuade a colleague to find out whether an intern is wearing underwear, on The Good Wife

”You know your business model is in rough shape when you need to appoint your own in-house Special Victims Unit.” —Jon Stewart, on the NFL’s new committee of four women who will help shape policy, on The Daily Show

”I’m snowballin’ here, sis. It’s like that time you guys had that intervention for me right after semester at sea.” —Lindsay (Kether Donohue), bemoaning her promiscuous ways, on You’re the Worst

”What, are you gonna gamble on the unknown contents of a bulky sweater?” —Schmidt (Max Greenfield), encouraging his pals to find a hookup at the last wedding of the summer, on New Girl

”I said I was a virgin, not a monk.” —Jamie (Sam Heughan), explaining how he learned to kiss like that, on Outlander