EW Staff
October 17, 2014 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”It’s not over until they’re all dead.” —Rick (Andrew Lincoln), trying to get his group to take out Terminus’ survivors, on The Walking Dead

”If you were my girlfriend, I would come and meet your dad. Even your dad who threw me in a hole and tortured me. But you are not my girlfriend, so, no.” —Jake (Scott Foley), turning down Olivia’s (Kerry Washington) invitation to a family dinner, on Scandal

”Oh, my dear God. Are you one of those single-tear people?” —Music teacher Terence (J.K. Simmons), when Andrew (Miles Teller) cries during a drum rehearsal, in Whiplash

”I hate when Schmidt cries; sounds like a ghost singing ‘Hey Ya!”’ —Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.) on New Girl

”Everybody wants Atticus Finch — until there’s a dead hooker in a hot tub.” —Attorney Hank Palmer (Robert Downey Jr.) in The Judge

”Don’t pick something that’s gonna get phased out, like video-store clerk or journalist.” —Frankie (Patricia Heaton), advising Axl (Charlie McDermott) on choosing a major, on The Middle

”Anyone who’s pawed through my underwear drawer should really call me by my first name.” —Alicia (Julianna Margulies) to her potential campaign manager Jonathan (Steven Pasquale), after he reveals a background file on her, on The Good Wife

”FX announced today that the creator of Glee will be making a miniseries about O.J. Simpson. Spoiler alert: O.J. doesn’t make it to regionals.” —Seth Meyers on Late Night With Seth Meyers

”Come on, Joe. You can’t be afraid. What if Bono had been afraid to wear sunglasses? Then nobody would know about Africa.” —Peter to Joe, about not being scared to show people his children’s book, on Family Guy

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