“I’m ready to get my sexy back,” former Major League player Jose Canseco says in the trailer for season 2 of Botched. And if all goes as planned, his “sexy” should be back in no time.
Botched is an E! reality show that unites two plastic surgeons who specialize in fixing plastic surgeries gone wrong with victims of those plastic surgeries gone wrong. Last season’s patients included a woman whose breast implants were so big they turned into one giant boob, another woman who was on her seventh nose job, and… Janice Dickinson.
Judging from the trailer on People’s website, this season’s cast of characters are just as fascinating: Most of them care more about looking sexy—or, in one woman’s case, emulating Angelina Jolie—than looking natural, as proven by their gigantic lips and face-sized boobs. One potential patient even admits to getting surgery in Tijuana —a place that, as any The O.C. watcher will know, is not where you go if you want good things to happen.
Botched will return in 2015.