What would Wet Hot American Summer look like if it were directed by Martin Scorsese?
Well, naturally, it would be scored by the Rolling Stones (“Can’t You Hear Me Knocking,” specifically), and Camp Firewood’s zaniness would be toned down in favor of its scenes of makeout sessions and drug use.
That’s at least according to the Vimeo owner who made the following trailer. “They at it all and it was paradise—while it lasted,” a voiceover says.
Even with a Scorsese-like touch it’s hard to make Gene even scarier than he already is.