Comedy Central
Teresa Jue
December 18, 2014 AT 05:54 PM EST

Stephen Colbert continued his farewell week from The Colbert Report last night when he sold off some beloved props from the show, including shelf decoration Michael Stipe.

After sitting on Colbert’s Shelves of Honor for the past few years, Stipe became part of Colbert’s yard sale, which sold a flotsam and jetsam of items that included Beatles figurines, Colbert’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, ass juice, a passport for Colbert’s balls, and much, much more. Watch Colbert as he attempts to steal a credit card-paying customer’s personal information. All the while, poor, poor Stipe, had to be marked down to 25 cents.

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