Ariana Bacle
February 05, 2015 AT 12:00 PM EST

If we’re to believe pop culture, elevators are where the steamiest scenes happen—but Saturday Night Live‘s Vanessa Bayer finds out that’s not exactly true in a new commercial for Audi that parodies 50 Shades of Grey.

Bayer tries to seduce fellow elevator riders with bad pick-up lines and sex toys but fails wildy: Her attempts only yield uncomfortable stares and sighs… not elevator sex.

50 Shades of Grey arrives in theaters Feb. 14.

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