Clothes? Where we’re going, we don’t need … clothes.
VH1’s Dating Naked returns for season 2 with a new format (two contestants will stick around for the entire 10-episode season) and the same ol’ crazy stabs at a romantic connection without the burden of body-shielding rags.
In the season premiere (Wednesday at 9 p.m. ET), you will meet Brooklyn-bred Louie, a meat manager who proudly tells the camera, “I manage my meat.” He is also not displeased with his body. Will he be a match for Kerri, one of our two primary daters? What if we told you that he wears a sock over his you-know-what when he goes tanning because “it hurts like you wouldn’t believe the day after when the sunburn kicks in”? Why are we asking questions when you could be watching a preview of his meat-up with Kerri right now?