Dan Snierson
October 29, 2015 AT 02:51 PM EDT

Savannah is known for its charming cobblestone streets, magnificently manicured parks, and stately antebellum architecture. 

Ya’ll can kiss that goodbye when the Party Down South crew moves in. The keg-lit 20-somethings — Daddy, Lyle, Hott Dogg, Lauren, Murray, Walt, Mattie and Tiffany – are back to terrorize another poor, unsuspecting Southern town, and this time Georgia’s oldest city is in their sights. It all begins on January 7 at 9 p.m., when CMT unveils the PDS season 5 premiere.

Season 4 comes to an end tonight at 9 p.m., and during the reunion special at 10 p.m., the first preview of season 5 will air. If you think waiting sucks, you can watch it here. Just how stupid-crazy do things get in the new season? Well, as Hott Dogg says about the refined tea-sipping Savannah culture, “We don’t know nothing about no tea time, like, it’s funnel time!”

So, yes, lots of drinking at a rapid pace. And Daddy in a diaper. 

Before you click on this, remember: PBS exists. You could watch Frontline right now. Or NOVA. Remember science? You like science! What about PBS Newshour? Or Antiques Roadshall right, fine. I give up.

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