Christopher Rosen
December 08, 2015 AT 01:28 PM EST

Christmas came early thanks to Jimmy Kimmel. On Monday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, the host had Channing Tatum curse out a cute kitten.

Tatum has a secret role in Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight, but he couldn’t appear with cast members Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Bruce Dern, Michael Madsen, Tim Roth, and Walton Goggins during the broadcast. No matter for Kimmel: He had Tatum pre-tape a bit, “Channing Tatum Says 8 Hateful Things to a Kitten,” that aired in lieu of a sit-down interview with the star.

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“You’re such a piece of sh–,” Tatum said to the unassuming cat to kick things off. It only got more hateful from there. 

“You know what sucks about you? You don’t have thumbs, dude,” Tatum taunted. “That sucks for you.”

Not for us, however, who will have this video to watch forever.

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