Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X begins Wednesday night on CBS. But you don’t have to wait until then to get your first taste of the supersized 90-minute premiere, because we’ve got the first eight minutes for you right here and right now.
Watch Millennial Will brag about leaving high school to come play the game! See Gen Xer Paul accuse young adults of always needing a trophy! Bear witness as Millennial Taylor brags about having once been to North Dakota! (I have no idea why that is significant, but he seems pretty pumped about it.)
But there’s more. So much more. In addition to all the smack talk, the contestants are divided up by age and given instructions as to their first competition — a competition that will force them to make their first significant decisions in the game. What are they? Just watch the video above to find out! (Unless you are a Gen Xer and apparently don’t know how to work a computer. Or a Millennial and have no attention span.) And for more Survivor scoop — including recaps, exit interviews, and exclusive weekly Jeff Probst Q&As — follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.