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Madeline Boardman
October 13, 2016 AT 02:57 PM EDT

There are three essential words that must be used every October 13th: Treat. Yo. Self. The annual holiday of indulgence is here once more and it’s the best day of the year.

Following the enduring wisdom of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle, treat yourself to velvet slippers, massages, fine leather goods, and mimosas. Debating whether to go for that third doughnut? Treat yo self. Eyeing a new pair of boots? Treat yo self. Considering a spontaneous trip to Australia? Treat yo self.


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