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Who wore a jewel-toned gown and incredulous gaze better? It's Clare vs. Nikki in the season finale of Everybody Loathes Juan Pablo
The Women Tell All special brings back familiar faces -- human and canine -- and Andi, Sharleen, and Renee all give Juan Pablo a "fair" chance
Andi makes a shocking discovery about Juan Pablo in the Fantasy Suite that makes her question everything she ever believed about her televised search for human companionship.
Nikki, Andi, Renee and Clare take Juan Pablo home to meet their loved ones -- and most (but not all) of the parents are surprisingly okay with the idea of their daughter marrying the Guy From TV.
One "lady" leaves of her own volition, while Clare and Nikki take their cold war to Defcon 2.
Juan Pablo and the "ladies" soak in the beauty of New Zealand, while the Bachelor reluctantly begins shrinking his harem -- and even sends one woman home before the rose ceremony.
After a clandestine ocean encounter with Clare in Vietnam, Juan Pablo realizes he's got to spread the love around to the rest of the "ladies"
The "ladies" embrace their musical sides -- from K-Pop to opera -- on a trip to South Korea, while a rivalry brews between Nikki and Clare
The "ladies" finally start to realize that Juan Pablo is dating, like, a bunch of other chicks, and they are not happy
It's not a party until one of the "ladies" drinks twice her weight in free champagne and hitches a ride on the crazy train right out of Juan Pablo's life
After waiting until the last possible moment to make his decision, Sean chooses which "lady" he wants as his bride-to-possibly-be
Tierra returns to defend her existence, but it's AshLee who steals the show with her tales of Sean's intimate confessions
The "ladies" grapple with the Fantasy Suite invite (don't worry -- all the Bachelor wants to do is "talk") and Sean sends a front-runner home
Hometown dates get derailed by Catherine's meddling sisters and Desiree's angry brother -- leaving Sean to decide which family he likes the least
A trip to Canada results in yet another "near-death" experience for Tierra, while Sean is finally forced to reveal his lack of feelings for one well-liked "lady"
Part one of the two-night Bachelorpalooza features a group date gatecrasher, a goat-milking competition, and the dreaded two-on-one date showdown
Tiny T continues to tantrum her way into Sean's heart, while Leslie H. gets the Pretty Woman treatment
Tierra trips over herself to get Sean's attention, Lesley seals it with an interminable kiss, and Kacie falls victim to the Bachelor Tattle-Tale Curse
The "ladies" fight for time with Sean during a Harlequin-themed group date, while Tierra and Amanda write a new chapter in How to Make Women Hate You 101
Ben's "journey" ends with a proposal we all hoped he wouldn't make and a promise of "forever" -- which lasts about three minutes.
Courtney the meanie model takes it all back, but the "ladies" are not willing to forgive and forget.
And then there were two! Ben takes the "ladies" to Switzerland, where he questions all his choices -- thanks to a visit from a former bachelorette -- and then keeps making bad decisions anyway
The hometown dates yield unexpected results, as Ben takes the wise words of one contestant's dad to heart, leading to a surprise elimination
With hometown dates on the line, the "ladies" try to warn Ben that Courtney is a black widow in a bikini model's body, but his penis is not listening
The "ladies" continue to talk trash about Courtney behind Ben's back, but the meanie model fights back with a weapon more powerful than words: Her boobs.
The much-hyped Skinny Dipping Incident finally arrives, as Ben takes the "ladies" to Puerto Rico for some baseball, beach time, and backstabbing.
Ben and the "ladies" explore the great outdoors in Park City, Utah, where Kacie and Emily learn that sometimes The Bachelor is all about survival of the bitchiest
One bachelorette's unexpected exit -- and another's surprise rose-ceremony arrival -- leaves Ben and his "ladies" wishing they hadn't brought their hearts to San Francisco.
The "ladies" are overwhelmed with stress as Ben takes them to visit his hometown of Sonoma. Meanwhile, Courtney feeds on her rivals' fear and becomes even stronger.
Put down your torches and pitchforks, villagers -- there will be no need to hunt down Brad Womack, for he has put a ring on it!
The "ladies" gather in their glass house to throw stones at a very tearful Michelle on The Women Tell All.
Brad and the "ladies" head to South Africa for safari adventures and Fantasy Suite dates
Brad meets the parents, dogs, and prep tables during a whirlwind Hometown Date Week.
A sexy swimsuit shoot brings out insecurities and tears galore for Chantal and the other "ladies."
The "ladies" go loco when Brad takes them on a Costa Rican getaway, prompting tears, stalker behavior, and a very unflattering fear of bugs.
It's the most controversial date… EVER as Brad takes Emily to the same NASCAR track where her fiancé's career ended.
Tears, anxiety, and blind rage are the order of the day as Michelle wakes up with a black eye and Chantal breaks down over Brad's connection to Emily.
Emily reveals her tragic past to Brad, while Madison the vampire has a crisis of conscience.
A date with the Red Cross turns into a bitchy battle for bachelorette supremacy.
Ali tries for a do-over with Jake, while Tenley, Gia, and Vienna take the Fantasy Suite challenge in St. Lucia
Ali must choose between her career and a shot at the final rose. After much anguish, she chooses...wisely.
Corrie gets a ride in the Reject Limo after she makes the mistake of telling Jake she's saving herself for marriage. Meanwhile, the Ali vs. Vienna battle rages on.
The pilot puts politeness aside and sends trouble-making bachelorettes Michelle and Elizabeth packing without breaking a sweat
The ''ladies'' take a trip to Jason's hometown to get a preview of what life as Mrs. Jason Mesnick would be like. Turns out it involves rock climbing, cleaning up cold pizza, and sex talk on the radio.
Jason spends topless time with the ''ladies'' for breast cancer awareness, plays surrogate daddy to Stephanie's daughter, and tries to determine which bachelorettes are actually Mean Girls