''Please don't mistake my anal-retentiveness for actual affection.''
BREE (MARCIA CROSS) TO ESTRANGED HUSBAND REX (STEVEN CULP) ON DESPERATE
HOUSEWIVES
''Of course I'm screwed up — I'm the daughter of a thief and a slut.''
MARISSA (MISCHA BARTON) TO HER PARENTS, JIMMY (TATE DONOVAN) AND JULIE (MELINDA CLARKE), ON THE O.C.
''Authorities in New Jersey are investigating two incidents in which laser beams were aimed at aircraft flying over the state last week. Not only was no one hurt in either incident, but thanks to the lasers, two of the pilots involved no longer need to wear their glasses.''
DENNIS MILLER ON DENNIS MILLER
''It's obvious that she lives her life naked, just punctuated by a few moments with clothes on.''
EX-BRADY KID CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT ABOUT MODEL ADRIANNE CURRY ON THE SURREAL LIFE
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