If George Lucas channeled Quentin Tarantino, that galaxy far, far away might look something like this snappy animated series out of Montreal. Darth Vader is crime lord Marcellus Wallace (complete with a Band-Aid on the back of his helmet), Queen Amidala is his Uma-esque wife, Darth Maul and Boba Fett are assassins Vincent and Jules, and Leia is the multi-pierced wife of drug dealer Han Solo. The nine 2-minute episodes are packed with sly jokes: The restaurant Crack Habit Jim's is inside ''Star Trek'''s U.S.S. ''Enterprise'' (Captain Kirk is maître d' and Mulder and Scully share a table); that 1977 disco version of the ''Star Wars'' theme accompanies the dance contest. What's next -- ''Reservoir Ewoks''?