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TV's funniest quotes for the week of February 18, 2005

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''The Reverend Al Sharpton is teaming up with PETA to urge a boycott of KFC. PETA wants the fast-food chain to improve standards of treatment for their poultry, while the reverend simply prefers Popeye's.''
TINA FEY ON SNL

''Voice-mail? I don't even know what that is. How do you mail a voice?''
KAREN (MEGAN MULLALLY) ON WILL & GRACE

''Don't give me any junk in the trunk, either!''
SUMMER (RACHEL BILSON) TO SETH (ADAM BRODY) WHILE POSING FOR HIS NEW COMIC BOOK, ON THE O.C.

''We have a bi-curious relationship. Coastal! I always mix those up.''
WILL ARNETT, ON HIS L.A.- NYC RELATIONSHIP WITH WIFE AMY POEHLER, ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

Originally posted Feb 14, 2005 Published in issue #807 Feb 18, 2005 Order article reprints

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