Sound Bites

Sound Bites

TV's funniest quotes for the week of Feb 25 2005

''You've been nothing but a disappointment to me since the moment I ran over you.''
J.D. (ZACH BRAFF) TO A HOMELESS MAN WHO KEEPS ASKING HIM FOR MONEY, ON SCRUBS

''It's just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia and I don't want to be thinking about her while I'm spanking you with a leather strap.''
BREE (MARCIA CROSS), TRYING TO NEGOTIATE AN S&M ''CONTROL WORD'' WITH HER HUSBAND, ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

''She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am. But the joke's on her because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob.''
LUCILLE (JESSICA WALTER), ABOUT GOB'S GIRLFRIEND LUCILLE 2 (LIZA MINNELLI), ON ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

Originally posted Feb 21, 2005 Published in issue #808 Feb 25, 2005 Order article reprints
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