''That is not in my contract at all.''
KELLY RIPA, AFTER GELMAN SAID REGIS' PULLED GROIN NEEDED MASSAGING, ON
LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY
''Anything that I can do, I'll do it. As long as I ain't showin'
nipple. . .My grandparents are dead. I have no one to disgrace!''
PROSPECTIVE SEMI-FINALIST RACHEL, ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
''I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.''
LUCILLE (JESSICA WALTER), TALKING ABOUT JIMMY KIMMEL, ON ARRESTED
DEVELOPMENT
''Jay Leno has been subpoenaed as a witness in the Michael Jackson trial,
so Leno may be banned from doing Michael Jackson jokes. As a result, Jay
Leno has been put on suicide watch.''
CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT
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