. . .or are the opening credits for Grey's Anatomy completely unrepresentative of the show? High heels next to surgical booties. . .a man's hand zipping up a little black dress. . .an IV drip turning into a martini. . .It's not Hooker, M.D., folks. And don't get us started on the naked couple playing footsie on the gurney. Thank God, both sets of feet are moving. (Let's keep Sunday necrophilia-free!) Our debilitating Patrick Dempsey addiction allows us to overlook a lot, but don't Grey's strong female docs deserve better?

*TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR PART 2: LOSE THE SIMPERING THEME SONG.


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