Room Service (2005)

Bryan Adams hasn't changed a lick since the summer of you-know-when; the Canadian crooner still boasts his trademark rasp and spiky turf of blond hair. Apparently, he's also still releasing CDs that cut like a butter knife. Adams, who wrote and recorded Room Service in various hotels while on tour in Europe last year, serves up hokey love songs (''Not Romeo, Not Juliet'') and bland power ballads (''Nowhere Fast'') that will send any non-lite FM listeners straight to the mini-bar.