''Hey, Han, you and Chewie wanna slow down a second and talk to me here?''
SAWYER (JOSH HOLLOWAY), TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S ON THE RAFT'S RADAR, TO MICHAEL (HAROLD PERRINEAU), WHO'S ARGUING WITH JIN (DANIEL DAE KIM) ON LOST

''Some of us have actually lost weight while we were here. Now, do you mind telling where you're hiding the carbs?''
ARZT (DANIEL ROEBUCK) TO HURLEY (JORGE GARCIA) ON LOST

''You've got some Arzt on you.''
HURLEY (GARCIA) TO JACK (MATTHEW FOX), AFTER THE DEATH BY EXPLOSION OF THE BRIEFLY IMPORTANT ARZT (ROEBUCK) ON LOST

''We're gonna have to take the boy.''
MAN IN A BOAT, ABOUT WALT (MALCOLM DAVID KELLEY) ON LOST

''The season finale of Lost was like spending 45 minutes trying to unhook a girl's bra and then finally getting it open and finding another goddamn bra.''
CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN, ABOUT THE MORE-QUESTIONS-THAN-ANSWERS FINALE, ON BEST WEEK EVER

In Illinois, a man wearing a Darth Vader mask robbed a movie theater. Police said they could tell he was a Star Wars fan because after the holdup, he jumped into his parents' getaway car.
CONAN O'BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT

''I got two more movies coming out. I'm the black Jude Law right now.''
CHRIS ROCK, ON LATE NIGHT


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