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''Kristen's cute, in that
I-wanna-marry-you-so-I-could-divorce-you-someday kind of way.''
DRAMA (KEVIN DILLON) TO ERIC (KEVIN CONNOLLY), ON ENTOURAGE
''Right now John's heart is running faster than a concierge from Russell
Crowe.''
HOST TOM BERGERON, ON EXHAUSTED PERFORMER JOHN O'HURLEY, ON DANCING WITH
THE STARS
''You know...it may have just been an unfortunate lotion.''
RUTH (FRANCES CONROY), AFTER FEDERICO (FREDDY RODRÃGUEZ) COMPLAINS THAT
A BLIND DATE'S FACE WAS TOO ''SHINY,'' ON SIX FEET UNDER
''Big shout-out to everybody with sleep apnea, high blood pressure,
congestive heart failure! I do that too.''
D12 RAPPER BIZARRE'S CORPULENT BUDDY FAT FATHER, ON MTV2'S BIZARRE MAKES
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