Girls on the Hood

To help us judge the pack of nubile young women, um, interacting with vehicles on TV at the moment, we called in an expert. Ms. Tawny Kitaen — who did splits across the hoods of two Jags in the video for Whitesnake's 1987 fist pumper ''Here I Go Again'' — grades the current car chicks (with the help of her 12-year-old daughter, Wynter).

PARIS HILTON
CARL'S JR. COMMERCIAL

TAWNY: We loved the bathing suit; the foam was a bit much. I mean, look at Angelina Jolie. She could get me to eat 10 hamburgers just by asking me to. WYNTER: It's a little too gratuitous. C

JESSICA SIMPSON
''THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN''' VIDEO

WYNTER: Hated it. She's trying too hard. TAWNY: You're embarrassed for her. I saw the car part and said, ''What the hell is that for?'' It makes no sense. D+

LINDSAY LOHAN
''FIRST'' VIDEO

TAWNY: We liked Lindsay a lot. She's never looked better. I thought she was very sexy without pushing it at all. This has completely changed my outlook on her. I'm shocked. A

CIARA
''OH'' VIDEO

TAWNY: Do I want my 12-year-old watching that? No. WYNTER: Would it bother you? It's not like I'm going to go try and do that stuff on top of Dad's car right now. B+