Sound Bites

Image credit: Conan O'Brien: Dana Edelson

''Jude Law had publicly apologized to his fiancée for sleeping with his children's nanny. Afterwards, Law said, 'I guess I really have been in everything this year.'''
CONAN O'BRIEN ON LATE NIGHT

''I understand Toni's desire to dig a little deeper. I understand that many great actors want to get inside their character. But I'm pretty sure that none of those great actors were ever on Paradise Hotel.''
THE SCORNED PRODUCER ROB CESTERNINO AFTER TONI FERRARI ATTEMPTED TO WRITE HER CHARACTER INTO MORE SCENES, ON KILL REALITY

''At this point, I'd be more surprised to find out a star hadn't taken topless photos. I mean, what were we expecting to find out, that Cameron Diaz is secretly a member of Mensa?''
BEST WEEK EVER'S CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN ON CAMERON DIAZ'S TOPLESS PHOTOS, ON THE TODAY SHOW

''Did you see her over-the-hill boobies?''
HOWIE, AGE 34, DISCUSSING HIS FRIEND RACHEL, 33, ON BIG BROTHER

''It was exuberating.''
BELLY DANCER ISIS, AFTER PASSING HER FIRST AUDITION, ON SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

''His hands are gargantuan. And his feet. You know he's gotta be packin'.''
RACHEL, DESCRIBING LOVE INTEREST COLLIN, ON THE REAL WORLD: AUSTIN

''This is like Far Rockaway, minus the crack whores.''
TURTLE (JERRY FERRARA), WALKING INTO AN OCEANSIDE MALIBU MANSION, ON ENTOURAGE