Where we left off
Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), swaggering truck driver and demon killer, rescued lady love Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall) from ghostly warlock Lo Pan (James Hong).
What oughta happen next
Unaware that a stowaway beast lurks in the back of his rig, Jack pulls over at a dilapidated hotel. The demon unleashes its fury on guests, forcing Jack to once again save the day.
Could it get made?
Sure, but only if writer-director John Carpenter pulls himself from the filmmaking gutter (Ghosts of Mars, anyone?).