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Last Band Standing

As the first band packs it in, EW sizes up the competition

 WEEZY DOES IT Soulcracker wins Best Weezer cover band Soulcracker
Image credit: Soulcracker: Will Shilling/Imgae Direct
WEEZY DOES IT Soulcracker wins Best Weezer cover band

by Dalton Ross and Brian M. Raftery

After watching weeks of wild exploits on VH1's ''Bands on the Run'' -- the multi-city contest in which struggling rockers compete for $50,000 (not to mention groupies) -- it'll be tough seeing one act hit the road for good in the show's first elimination episode (May 13). Before they do, we decided to predict which group will get the glory.

Soulcracker
SOUNDS LIKE Watered down Weezer
BAND PHILOSOPHY ''We would do anything to make an extra couple of bucks,'' says singer Beastie.
TOKEN LOOSE CANNON Beastie. ''On stage I'm such a rocker, dude,'' he says. ''I'm weird, but I'm not cool.''
WHY THEY SHOULD WIN Tireless promoters, they once played 12 shows in two days.
WHY THEY SHOULD LOSE Repeatedly violate the ''bands shall not wear cheesy T-shirts advertising their own website'' rule
ODDS 2–1

Flickerstick
SOUNDS LIKE A Goo Goo Dolls cover band
BAND PHILOSOPHY ''We're gonna drink, we're gonna party, and we're gonna meet chicks,'' says guitarist Corey. ''If you don't want to do that, then why the f--- are you in a band?''
TOKEN LOOSE CANNON Drummer Dominic, who pounds beers harder than skins, and has a groupie (or 17) in every port
WHY THEY SHOULD WIN Philosophy
WHY THEY SHOULD LOSE Their initial promotion strategy in San Francisco was, in a word, misguided. ''We go to gay clubs, and say we are a gay rock band,'' proclaimed Corey. ''All the gay people will come. Dude, we are cute!''
ODDS 5–2

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