The Dukes of Hazzard (Movie - 2005) It's about the car," claims The Dukes of Hazzard director Jay Chandrasekhar. Funny — we thought it was about shoehorning sexpot Jessica Simpson into the… The Dukes of Hazzard (Movie - 2005) It's about the car," claims The Dukes of Hazzard director Jay Chandrasekhar. Funny — we thought it was about shoehorning sexpot Jessica Simpson into the…
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The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville, ... | SHE'S SURE GOT A NICE PAIR OF...COUSINS Jessica Simpson flaunts her assets
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SHE'S SURE GOT A NICE PAIR OF...COUSINS Jessica Simpson flaunts her assets
EW's GRADE
C-

Details Release Date: Dec 06, 2005; DVD Release Date: Dec 06, 2005; Movie Rated: PG-13; Genre: Comedy; With: Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Jessica Simpson; More

It's about the car,'' claims The Dukes of Hazzard director Jay Chandrasekhar. Funny — we thought it was about shoehorning sexpot Jessica Simpson into the shortest shorts imaginable while a camera drools over every inch of her buff bod. Either way, this dumbed-down transfer of the high-octane TV series is about as much fun as a speed bump. EXTRAS ''Unrated'' and ''too hot for theaters'' apparently translates to F-words and nipple shots. (Johnny Knoxville's Jackass fans should lap the stuff up like cheap beer.) Cut scenes involve topless coeds, a bong, and body paint; bloopers feature 12 bare butt cheeks and Knoxville simulating two separate sex acts. Those with less prurient tastes can choose from ''The General Lee Lives'' — seeing a car pop a wheelie is pretty cool, especially compared with pot-smoking sorority girls — or ''Daisy Dukes: The Short Short Shorts,'' which shows you how to make your own barely-there denim cutoffs. You'll need scissors, a washer/dryer, a seam ripper, and — most importantly — a traffic-stopping figure. For that one, you're on your own.

Originally posted Dec 02, 2005 Published in issue #853 Dec 09, 2005 Order article reprints
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