''We advise you to use your calls wisely, because, you know, the White House is listening.''
HOST TOM BERGERON, ENCOURAGING VIEWERS TO PHONE IN VOTES, ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
''In an interview about his upcoming album, Kevin Federline said, 'My music will speak for itself.' He may be right, because the album is called This Really Sucks.''
CONAN O'BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT
''Anybody wanna have sex?''
GEORGE (T.R. KNIGHT), TO AN UPSET IZZIE (KATHERINE HEIGL) AND MEREDITH (ELLEN POMPEO), WHO HAVE CRAWLED INTO HIS BED, ON GREY'S ANATOMY
''Everyone knows Beth is a weasel. Beth has all the credibility of a late-night infomercial.''
MONTANA, ABOUT RIVAL BETH, ON MTV'S GAUNTLET 2
''Master P, it's me, God. You suck at ballroom dancing!''
HOST JOEL McHALE AFTER WATCHING A DANCING WITH THE STARS CLIP WHERE MASTER P SAYS THAT ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE HIM, ON THE SOUP
''It's not fun to be blind. Why's Stevie Wonder always smiling? Maybe he can't see that he's smiling.''
RANDY (ETHAN SUPLEE), AFTER TEMPORARILY LOSING HIS SIGHT DURING A STINT AS A COSMETICS TESTER, ON MY NAME IS EARL
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