5 Things We Would Love To (Never) See

1 Paris Hilton's CD It's never too late to just ''lose'' those masters.

2 Any future Ethan Hawke novel Jewel, you and your poetry are on notice.

3 Die Hard 4 No matter who it stars. And no matter what it's called.

4 Stealth 2 Stealther?

5 Laguna Beach kids with ''projects'' They're just not as cute outside their natural habitat.


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