22. TEEN WOLF TOO (1987)
You could consider the first Teen Wolf a complex metaphor for the scariness of puberty, what with the sprouting fur and confusing changes. But the awkwardness of adolescence is nothing compared with what Jason Bateman runs up against as a lupine college freshman. Bateman in what would become the long winter between Silver Spoons and Arrested Development sleepwalks through the too-clueless-to-be-metaphorical sequel.