In Rousseau's Dog, a delicious little history, David Edmonds and John Eidinow (Wittgenstein's Poker) dish up a juicy account of the feud between 18th-century philosophers Jean-Jacques Rousseau and David Hume. Titans of the Enlightenment, the two fell out when, on scant evidence, the fiery and paranoid Rousseau ''the philosopher of human misery'' accused the mild-mannered Hume of secretly undermining him. Hume, worried about his reputation, responded by publishing a vindictive pamphlet that made Hume himself look worse than anything Rousseau could have dreamed up. The bizarre, very public spat nasty, personal, and unbelievably petty would make Paris and Nicole blush.

