1 PATRICK DEMPSEY as Bobby Ewing (over Luke Wilson) Dreamy-dreamy-dreamy-dreamy-dreamy. Where were we?
2 TIFFANI THIESSEN as Pamela Barnes Ewing Tall, proud, and hard as a rock. We're talking Texas hair, people.
3 DAME EDNA as Miss Ellie Ewing (over Shirley MacLaine) Yes, she's a man, baby! But that's one wicked plot twist.
4 BRUCE WILLIS as J.R. Ewing (over John Travolta) We really want to hear that ''yippi-ki-yay'' cowboy line again.
5 CATHERINE ZETA-JONES as Sue Ellen Ewing (over J. Lo) Sue Ellen's wed to an older, richer man. Catherine can relate.
6 GENE HACKMAN as Jock Ewing Only because Beverly Hillbillies actor Buddy Ebsen is no longer with us.
7 JESSICA SIMPSON as Lucy Ewing Cooper Anything to keep her out of the recording studio.
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