Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) I predict that 100 percent of Larry the Cable Guy fans will love Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector . I predict they will cheer… 2006-03-24 PG-13 PT89M Comedy Larry the Cable Guy Iris Bahr Lions Gate Films
Movie Review

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)

MPAA Rating: PG-13
POOR JOEY PANTS If you don't know who Larry is, then this film ain't for you
Image credit: LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR: Jon Barron Farmer
POOR JOEY PANTS If you don't know who Larry is, then this film ain't for you
EW's GRADE
C-

Details Release Date: Mar 24, 2006; Rated: PG-13; Length: 89 Minutes; Genre: Comedy; With: Larry the Cable Guy; Distributor: Lions Gate Films

I predict that 100 percent of Larry the Cable Guy fans will love Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. I predict they will cheer for every precious cubic inch of methane that escapes the Blue Collar comic's walrusy glutes. (The total comes to approximately 4,000 cubic yards.) I predict they will repeat the line ''Y'ever fart s'hard yer back cracks?'' as if it were ''Show me the money.''

And I applaud them. As an expat redneck, I recognize the deep, dumb need of every group for its own culturally customized minstrel show. Larry, a junker ''star'' vehicle run on arse wind and fan love, fills that niche. Need I explain the plot? It's all there in the title: Septic bubba inspects fancy restaurants (which are exclusively patronized, the enlightened script suggests, by rich Jews). Flatulence ensues. Flock to the theaters, my necklings: This is a whiteface tour de farts you won't want to miss!

Originally posted Mar 29, 2006 Published in issue #871 Apr 07, 2006 Order article reprints