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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector | 13745__larrythecableguy_l
POOR JOEY PANTS If you don't know who Larry is, then this film ain't for you
LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR: Jon Barron Farmer
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Release Date: Mar 24, 2006; Rated: PG-13; Length: 89 Minutes; Genre: Comedy; With: Larry the Cable Guy
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I predict that 100 percent of Larry the Cable Guy fans will love Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. I predict they will cheer for every precious cubic inch of methane that escapes the Blue Collar comic's walrusy glutes. (The total comes to approximately 4,000 cubic yards.) I predict they will repeat the line ''Y'ever fart s'hard yer back cracks?'' as if it were ''Show me the money.''

And I applaud them. As an expat redneck, I recognize the deep, dumb need of every group for its own culturally customized minstrel show. Larry, a junker ''star'' vehicle run on arse wind and fan love, fills that niche. Need I explain the plot? It's all there in the title: Septic bubba inspects fancy restaurants (which are exclusively patronized, the enlightened script suggests, by rich Jews). Flatulence ensues. Flock to the theaters, my necklings: This is a whiteface tour de farts you won't want to miss!


 

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