1 JENNA JAMESON REALLY LIKES JENNY McCARTHY
The porn star swings by to detail various (alleged) frisky encounters with Ms. McCarthy. A Stern fan's dream interview.
2 SHAWN SOUTHWICK UNMASKS LARRY KING
The CNN stalwart's wife reveals his supposed kinks, like playing Cowboys and Indians in the sack. Giddyup!
3 THE STAFF COMES CLEAN
Crew members all admit something embarrassing, from the tame (Stern's plastic surgery) to the icky (Robin, above, cops to using veggies to...oh, never mind).
4 GEORGE TAKEI STICKS IT TO THE GOVERNATOR
Sulu agrees to give Schwarz-enegger a back rub in return for a same-sex marriage bill. Too bad it's an Arnie impersonator on phone.
5 RICHARD CHRISTY GETS A BIKINI WAX
Hearing Stern's resident whipping boy devolve from chuckles to screams amid horrific ripping sounds is chilling. And, for some reason, hilarious.