If there were an award for mangiest set decoration, See No Evil — a routine slasher film set in a condemned hotel — might cop it. Every room is an overstuffed attic of bugs, rats, vats, garbage, and scummy corroded walls. A crew of delinquents are asked to clean the place up in order to shave a month off their youth-prison sentence, and whenever two of them stop to have sex, you don't fear for their lives — you quake for their hygiene. As the killer, who plucks out his victims' eyeballs, Kane, the seven-foot bald WWE wrestler who's like a modern Tor Johnson, is so inept he's more cuddly than terrifying.
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HOTEL HELL Kane dispenses pain -- mainly on the audience -- in ''See No Evil''
EW's GRADE
FDetails Release Date: May 19, 2006; Rated: R; Length: 100 Minutes; Genre: Horror; With: Glen Jacobs, Michael J. Pagan and Christina Vidal; Distributor: Lions Gate Films
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