Movie Review

See No Evil (2006)

EW's GRADE
F

Details Release Date: May 19, 2006; Rated: R; Length: 100 Minutes; Genre: Horror; With: Glen Jacobs, Michael J. Pagan and Christina Vidal

 HOTEL HELL Kane dispenses pain -- mainly on the audience -- in \'\'See No Evil\'\'
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HOTEL HELL Kane dispenses pain -- mainly on the audience -- in ''See No Evil''

If there were an award for mangiest set decoration, See No Evil — a routine slasher film set in a condemned hotel — might cop it. Every room is an overstuffed attic of bugs, rats, vats, garbage, and scummy corroded walls. A crew of delinquents are asked to clean the place up in order to shave a month off their youth-prison sentence, and whenever two of them stop to have sex, you don't fear for their lives — you quake for their hygiene. As the killer, who plucks out his victims' eyeballs, Kane, the seven-foot bald WWE wrestler who's like a modern Tor Johnson, is so inept he's more cuddly than terrifying.

Originally posted May 24, 2006 Published in issue #879 Jun 02, 2006 Order article reprints
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