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June 12
SEASON PREMIERE
10-11PM
Saved (TNT, TV-14) Saved? You mean like how Tom Everett Scott (left) was saved from the Stacked pilot? Saved like that? In this drama, Scott plays Portland, Ore. med school dropout turned EMT with a gambling addiction and an ex-girlfriend (Elizabeth Reaser) who works as a resident at the hospital where he delivers patients.
SERIES FINALE
8-10PM
Monster Garage (Discovery, TV-PG-L)
Sadly, the Garage is closing for good. Hey, I tried to help. I said,
''Guys, take it to the next level: actual monsters,'' but they just
weren't ready to innovate.
SEASON PREMIERE
8-10PM
Hell's Kitchen (Fox, TV-14-L)
Do we still have the energy to watch chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at
people? After all, we just crashed our last Ding Dong the Witch Lost
party for Top Chef.
9-10PM
The Drug Years (VH1)
This four-part doc on how drugs affected pop culture will repeat on
Sundance on Friday for you Luddites who still refuse to get a DVR.
SEASON PREMIERE
9-10PM
The Closer (TNT, TV-14-LV)
Gillian's reviewing this next week, so I don't wanna give too much away.
But I can report that Brenda's on a healthy-snack kick, and it is not helping her attitude.
9-10PM
Garbage Mountain (National Geographic, TV-G)
Look at that title and try to resist. You can't!
9-10:30PM
Yo Soy Boricua, Pa'que Tu Lo Sepas! (IFC, TV-14-L)
If everything you know about Puerto Ricans comes from that Seinfeld episode, let Rosie Perez educate you.
10-11PM
Rock Paper Scissors Championship (A&E, TV-PG)
Who's got the stones to throw the controversial index-finger
''firecracker'' and turn this mutha out?!
SERIES DEBUT
10-11PM
How to Get the Guy (ABC)
Among the puke-worthy bits of advice fed to four women looking for love
by annoying ''love coaches'' Teresa Strasser and JD Roberto are to land a
guy by showing your teeth, holding eye contact for four seconds, and if
all else fails, ''get in their personal space.'' Equal parts offensive
(Sure, you got wasted at the party, but you got asked out,
so...success!) and dumb (Who holds a hetero dating show in San
Francisco?), Guy is almost that bad date that makes for a good story,
but instead it's just a bad date that won't say good night. D+ —Jessica Shaw
