1 Chinese government bans The Da Vinci Code... Citing poor word of mouth...
2 ...but approves M:I-3 ''He is a national hero,'' read the official telex. ''He has stomped on the couch of the imperialist.''
3 ''World's worst director'' Uwe Boll challenges critics to boxing match If Boll boxes like he auteurs, I've got a sawbuck riding on Ebert.
4 24 to become a movie Each ticket will be sold with an overnight bag and a catheter.
5 John O'Hurley expecting a baby A first-look photo bidding war has erupted between OCaptainMyPeterman.com and DancinWiththeAwesome.net. Prices as high as $17 have been floated.
6 LED {Fan mounts one-man movement to save Whitney Houston}] After years in captivity, however, it's unclear how she'll fare in the wild.
7 In born-again memoir, Stephen Baldwin tells all ''With Jesus' help,'' he writes, ''I am now available on short notice for birthdays and weddings.''
8 Jolie and Pitt have no plans to wed But just to be safe, they're reserving Zambia for the rehearsal dinner.
9 Kiss to open a Myrtle Beach coffee shop Ordering the ladyfingers is probably a mistake.
10 Spielberg says he wants to make smaller movies He's got this great YouTube video of him and George Lucas lip-synching ''The River of Dreams'' in their underwear.
